Statement: Whatever you want to do is fine with me.
Translation: We WILL be having a fight later, you inconsiderate pig!!!

Statement: Why do you men have to "read" Playboy?
Translation: See definition to "Do I look fat?"

Term: Womanspeak
Definition: The language filled with hints and innuendos that is 
                  used by women everywhere.  Originating on Venus, women
                  have been using their native tongue since immigrating 
                  to this planet in an effort to confound and trick
                  innocent men from all walks of life.  It's primary
                  us is as a noun, but is often used as a verb (Womanspeaking
                  to describe the actions of women when in thier base of
                  operations (The Women's Room).