Statement: I don't know.
Translation: I know, but I am not going to tell you!

Statement: I don't know, what would you like to do?
Translation: I can't believe you didn't make any plans, you idiot!

Statement: I need to go to the ladies room.
Translation: We women feel the need to discuss you men in a less than 
             favorable light and require some privacy to discuss your 
			 inadequacies.

Statement: I would love to stay home and watch movies.
Translation: Cheap Bastard!!!